"Lift me, human!"
This was before we got Max. His previous owner took him swinging. I’m too helicopter mom to do something like this. BUT LOOK AT HIS FACE! I think he was born happy.
friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?”
Me as a wife
Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down
Shelby Gt 500 Cobra
Pun Dog #13 (previously)
I love this
I do not own these pics. They were sent to me in an email. But I thought I’d share with you all because they’re just AMAZING.
I feel so stupid I didn’t know they could fly, I thought they were like CHICKENS, I never questioned it because these pictures never circulate, I am WAY OVER MY HEAD.
it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram
I’ll make you one!
Someone do this for my 23rd!
I keep seeing cakes like this and my 23rd was last Wednesday..